I received an SMS as follows: ninu + nanu + cenma + yavaga + pls + tell + me (you + I + movie + when + please + tell + me. I swear, Cinema was spelt so!)
I replied: ninu + nanu + cenma = DISASTER! Now the equation is balanced! May I know who you are?
An hour later, I got a call from the same number. I put on my deepest and gruffest voice and said "HELLO"
Line was cut.
Some poor lovelorn soul, must be deeply disappointed.